So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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