No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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