tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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