Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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