You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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