you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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