..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
please don't ironically join a cult
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