even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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