you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I am morally bankrupt
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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