thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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