I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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