pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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