the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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