that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
this is an emotional support booty call
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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