Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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