Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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