You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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