dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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