Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Shame - the story of my life.
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