I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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