i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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