she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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