She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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