They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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