Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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