hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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