Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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