..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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