benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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