$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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