i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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