are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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