I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize