The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So much Jack, so little girl.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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