Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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