At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
only you would photoshop your dick
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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