Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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