using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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