I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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