I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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