You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
