when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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