BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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