what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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