Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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