they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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