p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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