Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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