like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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