Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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