I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Blood and glitter go together right?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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