you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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