I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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