i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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