Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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