I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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