i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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