If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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