i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize
